Friday, July 30, 2010

Bad Blowjob Tips - Blowjob with a Mint

So recently I was looking around for some new blowjob ideas, new things I could try; to see if there was something I could learn to pass on to readers of my how to give a blowjob website guide. I stumbled accross something I had heard and read a few times before and thought "It's worth a try". This person had suggested trying a minty addition to your blowjob. Just pop a mint in your mouth and keep going with the blowjob as you were. The strange thing was I instinctively knew that there was no way that technique was going to be reciprocated. Mint, or essence of mint does not mix with pussy, at least not mine. I knew it would be a burning and not a pleasant sensation to receive minty oral, but neither I nor he thought it would be bad for him. So as I was giving him head, I reached for the mints. "Ready to try something new honey? I heard having a mint in the mouth can feel a bit different." I think he tried to make a joke about fresh breath, then I popped one in and took his cock back into my mouth. (FYI: I was using one of those small breath-mints, sugar free and this one was of a particularly strong variety.) I was just bobbing up and down, swirling my toungue and the saliva in my mouth around his head and started complaining pretty quickly. "Ow, don't put it right on the head." From the start I had kept it on my tongue, so there was direct contact with the head. After choosing the strongest mints, I think this was my second mistake. "Ow, Ow, it's just burning me baby, ah, take it out!" So, that was that for the mint idea. I took the mint out and he wanted me to keep going. He complained that it was still burning, and eventually we quit because apparently he couldn't feel anything after the minty burn. So nothing came of that blowjob... If you have read this, and realise as I do that perhaps with a milder mint and no direct contact between mint and head of penis it might not be so bad, give it a go and let me know how it goes. We will be trying it again at some point(he's a trooper), though obviously with milder mints and a bit more caution next time. I will keep you posted.

3 comments:

  1. Yes it Burned as though she spread icey hot all over my junk . Then lit it on fire, put ice water over it, lit it on fire again.... Repeating process several times!!!! DO NOT USE A MINT WHILE U GIVE A BLOW JOB!!!!!!

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  2. Try chewing a couple of Ice Breakers Frost mints first. Then go down. It mellows the burn but gives just enough sensation. :-D

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