Bad Blowjob Tips - Blowjob with a Mint

So recently I was looking around for some new blowjob ideas, new things I could try; to see if there was something I could learn to pass on to readers of my how to give a blowjob website guide. I stumbled accross something I had heard and read a few times before and thought "It's worth a try". This person had suggested trying a minty addition to your blowjob. Just pop a mint in your mouth and keep going with the blowjob as you were. The strange thing was　I instinctively knew that there was no way that technique was going to be reciprocated. Mint, or essence of mint does not mix with pussy, at least not mine. I knew it would be a burning and not a pleasant sensation to receive minty oral, but neither I nor he thought it would be bad for him. So as I was giving him head, I reached for the mints. "Ready to try something new honey? I heard having a mint in the mouth can feel a bit different." I think he tried to make a joke about fresh breath, then I popped one in and took his cock back into my mouth. (FYI: I was using one of those small breath-mints, sugar free and this one was of a particularly strong variety.) I was just bobbing up and down, swirling my toungue and the saliva in my mouth around his head and started complaining pretty quickly. "Ow, don't put it right on the head." From the start I had kept it on my tongue, so there was direct contact with the head. After choosing the strongest mints, I think this was my second mistake. "Ow, Ow, it's just burning me baby, ah, take it out!" So, that was that for the mint idea. I took the mint out and he wanted me to keep going. He complained that it was still burning, and eventually we quit because apparently he couldn't feel anything after the minty burn. So nothing came of that blowjob... If you have read this, and realise as I do that perhaps with a milder mint and no direct contact between mint and head of penis it might not be so bad, give it a go and let me know how it goes. We will be trying it again at some point(he's a trooper), though obviously with milder mints and a bit more caution next time. I will keep you posted.

The Best Blowjobs

So today I was thinking to myself, the best blowjobs for him are the ones that aren't solely for the purpose of the result - that is, the best ones aren't the ones where she is in a rush to make him cum. Blowjobs, like all good things in life, should be undertaken purely for the enjoyment of the act itself. Admittedly, sometimes you do just need to hurry it up, but when you want to give a really good blowjob, when you want to make it a special treat for him. Don't start out with the end already in sight. Don't make it a race to the finish. Just because you are giving him head, doesn't make it a good blowjob - a good blowjob is a thing of luxury so don't rush it! Both of you should get comfortable, get very comfortable. Turn the lights down. Then take a moment for yourself to think about something that will get you going. Perhaps take the time to paint some warming lubricant on your nipples and blow on them while he is watching, then smile at him, to get the mood and the focus just right. Then settle down to enjoy a blowjob. If he is soft, enjoy that while it lasts, enjoy his soft cock in your mouth and enjoy the feeling of it coming to life. If it is hard, take a different approach and just ignore it and enjoy watching his scrotum react to your cool breath as you gently blow across his balls, then to your warm mouth. Take his cock into your mouth, and luxuriate in it. Enjoy how it feels to both of you. Stretch out like a cat in the sun and let him feed it to you. Do it however you do it for as long as you both are enjoying it, then when you need to, finish him off. Or if all this sucking and luxuriating in cock has been working you up (not to mention his hands and lips caressing your body throughout) lie belly down and let him gently fuck you to a mutual climax. (Hey, it's a perfect world right?) So that was todays thoughts. When it comes to oral, (for guys and girls) slow is better. Am I right ;)