Bad Blowjob Tips - Blowjob with a Mint

So recently I was looking around for some new blowjob ideas, new things I could try; to see if there was something I could learn to pass on to readers of my how to give a blowjob website guide. I stumbled accross something I had heard and read a few times before and thought "It's worth a try". This person had suggested trying a minty addition to your blowjob. Just pop a mint in your mouth and keep going with the blowjob as you were. The strange thing was　I instinctively knew that there was no way that technique was going to be reciprocated. Mint, or essence of mint does not mix with pussy, at least not mine. I knew it would be a burning and not a pleasant sensation to receive minty oral, but neither I nor he thought it would be bad for him. So as I was giving him head, I reached for the mints. "Ready to try something new honey? I heard having a mint in the mouth can feel a bit different." I think he tried to make a joke about fresh breath, then I popped one in and took his cock back into my mouth. (FYI: I was using one of those small breath-mints, sugar free and this one was of a particularly strong variety.) I was just bobbing up and down, swirling my toungue and the saliva in my mouth around his head and started complaining pretty quickly. "Ow, don't put it right on the head." From the start I had kept it on my tongue, so there was direct contact with the head. After choosing the strongest mints, I think this was my second mistake. "Ow, Ow, it's just burning me baby, ah, take it out!" So, that was that for the mint idea. I took the mint out and he wanted me to keep going. He complained that it was still burning, and eventually we quit because apparently he couldn't feel anything after the minty burn. So nothing came of that blowjob... If you have read this, and realise as I do that perhaps with a milder mint and no direct contact between mint and head of penis it might not be so bad, give it a go and let me know how it goes. We will be trying it again at some point(he's a trooper), though obviously with milder mints and a bit more caution next time. I will keep you posted.

My Hate on Helpful Blowjob Advice

If you read a lot of girly magazine sex advice, or visit online forums for, you will inevitably get the helpful advice that you don’t need to do anything you don’t want to. Of course, I am thinking about this specifically in relation to blowjobs. A lot of women will wonder why their husband/boyfriend always asks for head, and when they ask for advice, there is always someone ready to tell them “If you don’t like it, don’t feel pressured to do it.” Now while of course I agree with that statement in general, there are exceptions. I feel that if you love your husband, if you are both healthy and well, then you should have no problem giving him head and if he has to ask for it, that is a terrible thing. (Well, asking isn’t too bad, but I get the feeling that in these cases the guy is asking out of desperation – that isn’t cool.) If you don’t like it, learn to like it. Take control so that the blowjob is something that gives you power rather than something that makes you feel derogated. Blowjobs and all parts of sex are a great tool to build a fun and healthy relationship. Use these tools. Just because you don’t love doing it, and some do-gooder says “Don’t do it if you don’t want to”, don’t use that as an excuse. Look after your man and he will love you for it. Look after your relationship and you will be happier for it. When you were in school, the subjects you didn’t like were the ones you weren’t good at. Try giving him head more often, get good at it, show him you love it and you might find you start to like it. When you get good at something like that, it’s hard not to enjoy it yourself. A note for anyone wondering about him and shouldn’t he also give her head, well fuck yes, of course! But please remember this is BlowjobHow-TheBlog, so forgive this rant, indeed this whole blog and site for being one sided and focusing on blowjobs, that’s what we do.

Waiting for him working late

Here I am sitting at home, waiting for him to get home. I am wondering if I should give him head today. He has been a good boy, and today he has had a long day at work – today he had to stay late. So I am wondering would he like a blowjob when he gets home, or would he rather just a nice dinner waiting for him. Should I spend the next hour before he gets home dolling myself up, spending the time in the shower shaving myself smooth for him for if the blowjob turns to something more *wicked grin*. So should I spend some time doing my make-up so I look really sexy, with especially glossy lips that would look so perfect wrapped around the shaft of his hard cock, ready to relieve all the stress of the day? Which would he prefer to have satisfied first, his hunger (for no doubt his stomach will be growling) or his lust. Which is the best surprise for the male of today? In the end it kind of comes down to what I want, and today I want to spoil him with my mouth. There are leftovers in the fridge, so we can eat those after I have sated his lust and my desire for his throbbing shaft. I don’t know exactly why I want it, but it could be the power I wield when I have his cock between my lips, indeed, between my teeth. Or it could just be the expression of selfless love that giving head embodies. When someone does something like that and there is no reciprocation expected or demanded or taken, then you can’t help but feel a wonderful feeling of being loved. I want to show him that, I want to selflessly give him the gift of pleasure and love. So... shower time!!

The Best Blowjobs

So today I was thinking to myself, the best blowjobs for him are the ones that aren't solely for the purpose of the result - that is, the best ones aren't the ones where she is in a rush to make him cum. Blowjobs, like all good things in life, should be undertaken purely for the enjoyment of the act itself. Admittedly, sometimes you do just need to hurry it up, but when you want to give a really good blowjob, when you want to make it a special treat for him. Don't start out with the end already in sight. Don't make it a race to the finish. Just because you are giving him head, doesn't make it a good blowjob - a good blowjob is a thing of luxury so don't rush it! Both of you should get comfortable, get very comfortable. Turn the lights down. Then take a moment for yourself to think about something that will get you going. Perhaps take the time to paint some warming lubricant on your nipples and blow on them while he is watching, then smile at him, to get the mood and the focus just right. Then settle down to enjoy a blowjob. If he is soft, enjoy that while it lasts, enjoy his soft cock in your mouth and enjoy the feeling of it coming to life. If it is hard, take a different approach and just ignore it and enjoy watching his scrotum react to your cool breath as you gently blow across his balls, then to your warm mouth. Take his cock into your mouth, and luxuriate in it. Enjoy how it feels to both of you. Stretch out like a cat in the sun and let him feed it to you. Do it however you do it for as long as you both are enjoying it, then when you need to, finish him off. Or if all this sucking and luxuriating in cock has been working you up (not to mention his hands and lips caressing your body throughout) lie belly down and let him gently fuck you to a mutual climax. (Hey, it's a perfect world right?) So that was todays thoughts. When it comes to oral, (for guys and girls) slow is better. Am I right ;)