Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Blowjob Advice with a Star Wars Reference

So, I just gave some blowjob advice today (it's what I do on the website - this blog is just for ranting) and I managed to include in it, a Star Wars reference. And I am pretty stoked about that. Partly because I like Star Wars and partly because it's so deliciously nerdy, which I guess I like to think I am some times.

Anyway, just to fill out this post, here are a few Star Wars funnies:

What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?
"Use the FORK, Luke."
- http://www.top10-best.com/s/top_10_best_star_wars_jokes.html


http://empirestrikethback.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/aaaaaaaaand-another-one/


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Sex After a Week Apart - Making Him Last Longer

Last night my beau and I had some glorious sex after having not seen each other for almost a week! Prior to him finally getting home we were texting each other dirty sex-texts and we were both very happy to see each other when he finally got in the door.

He had been working then travelling all day and his texts were explicitly describing what he wanted to do in the shower. As soon as he got through the door he kissed and hugged me. I could tell he was tired but after the first welcome home hugs and kisses his hands started roaming. There was something he (and I) needed more than rest. So we headed to the bathroom.

We got undressed and enjoyed a shower together. Soapy hands were roaming all over my body, slipping over my breasts and as his hands went lower, the first touch of his soapy fingers slipping between my labia sent shocks of electric pleasure seemingly so long denied up my spine and through my body.

I turned around and his cock was standing so erect and my first touch caused a groan that showed we were both enjoying each other’s touch to the same degree.

I sat down on our little shower seat and he positioned himself awkwardly so that he could pleasure me with his tongue. After a few wonderful moments, I had him stand up because I wanted him in my mouth.

I looked at his cock and then at him with what might have been a teasing look and waited just a second too long because he expelled a gruff grunt of impatience, grabbed me behind my head and forced me onto his cock. He held me there then forced me down a little further then to my surprise he let go. I came off his cock and he sat back down and went back to licking me.

Confused at having been rebuked, I let him lick me then relaxed and started to enjoy it properly without letting that need to have him in my mouth take over. I sat there as the water rained down and our fingers and toes started getting wrinkly and his tongue explored me and caressed my clit.

I wasn't going to come soon so I had him stand up again. I looked at him with the same teasing look but this time he let me do what I wanted to do. I licked that sensitive part of his lower belly and his stomach flinched in response. I licked his nipples. I licked beside his balls. Then his balls. Then his shaft. Then the other side of his shaft then finally I took him into my mouth.

By this time the water had been running quite a while so we got out of the shower and went to bed. He went down on me again for a short while, getting me so wet and wanting. He put on a condom and warned me that he probably won't last very long because it has been so long.

But once started he didn't live up to his prophesised short-comings. In fact, after my softly teasing fellatio in the shower we both later agreed he lasted longer than he would have normally in those circumstances.

The moral of the story - if you want your guy to last longer, start your sex with some very soft and delicate fellatio, let him relax (preferably while he then goes down on you) then have some amazing, long lasting sex!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Internet vs Real Life Blowjobs

This is a bit of advice for any girls out there searching the web trying to learn how to give a blowjob, or at least, how to do it better.

The reason you want to do it better is because you love your partner and you want to give them the most pleasure you can when you are indulging in that. But my advice is just to be aware that advice best comes from an somewhere that is there to give advice.

The other place you might look is at porn. Either written or video. This is not the place to learn how to give head or do anything sex related. The reason I say this is that you might be reading some erotic writing, this may even be a real life event that has been transcribed and you might find yourself comparing how you do it to how the person in the story does it. The same thing can happen with video. If you find yourself watching a blowjob on video, you might start measuring yourself against what you see on the video.

Don't. Even if what you are watching is obviously amateur and a real life boyfriend and girlfriend, what you are seeing is a couple who are comfortable being in front of a camera. And then you are only seeing the best of all those people who were confident enough to do what they were doing in front of a camera because the rest isn't likely to get put on the net or even if it is, if it isn't great then it won't stay around for long.

The same goes for stories. If it is a blowjob story, you can trust it isn't going to be the failed attempts that get written down and shared with the world. It is only the best that people want to share. So don't compare yourself with the best of what other people have, just try to have fun being the best you can be. Also, we tend to remember our failures much stronger and this is what we tend to compare with others who are only likely to share their better blowjobs, etc. So don't.

If you want blowjob (or sex, or any) advice, go somewhere that gives that advice. Don't think you need to be like anything you see or read.

(On the other hand, you can always take tips or pointers from what you see - that doesn't hurt. Just don't compare and feel you have to be or do everything you see others doing!)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Finishing with a Blowjob


Sex for many people often follows a tried and true pattern. Groping, fingering and stroking with hands, then oral sex (if this is included) then penetrative sex. If you find yourself "stuck in this rut" of hands, mouth, genital; 1, 2, 3 style sex then I challenge you to switch it up!

I'll admit this is something that I do too, and being in your comfort zone is fine, but it can be exciting to get outside the square. I recently got my square shaken and it was good.

Mid sex, my guy was fucking me hard and fast. My thighs were spread back and my heels were digging into his back. His cock was rubbing back and forth against my g-spot and I was about to come. I come from just getting fucked; I guess I am lucky like that.

To my chagrin, he pulled out of me and backed up off me. In a state of pre-orgasmic confusion I wondered what he was doing. To my delight, he pushed my legs back again and dipped his head down to replace his cock with his tongue.

Immediately I wanted to reciprocate. Getting oral makes me want to get his cock in my mouth but being unable to reach his cock my hands went instead to his head as his tongue continued to work magic.

And just as suddenly his mouth was gone and his cock was back inside me and I was rushing back towards orgasm. I came and was glad to feel he hadn't come with me. I still had that need to feel him in my mouth.

Let me suck your cock.

Pulling out again and taking the condom off, I repositioned myself and took him into my mouth. So warm and so hard. His hands held my head gently as I sucked his hard cock. His fingers gripped my hair and a groan escaped him as his orgasm filled my mouth.